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Mein tere 64 de 64

Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.

Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.

Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa opened a petrol pump

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?


Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tu kahan baithega

Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle:

Policeman gives hand to stop.

Santa shouted: Oye pagal, pehle he 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ke ghar Ladki

Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..

Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.

Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai. Banta: kya kiya?

Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa at medical college

Santa Applied to a medical college But he never made it because, these were his Answers:

Antibody: One who hates his body

Artery: Study of fine paintings

Bacteria: Back door of a cafeteria

Coma: Punctuation Mark

Gall Bladder: Bladder of a girl

Genes: Blue Denim

Labour pain: Hurt at work.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Nasha har gam ko

Santa asks: Who r u?

Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?

Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Singh Ji at Zebra Crossing

Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte par Bar Bar idhar se Udhar chalte the.

Woh kya soch rahe honge?

THINK ????
"SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Two Wheelers

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,

Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?

Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
We'll apply NEXT YEAR

When Santa & his wife filed an application for divorce, the Judge asked: "How will you divide, you have 3 children?"


Pat came Santa's reply: "Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Helmet Pehen K

Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..

Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_

Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha Hai?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa in aptitude test

Santa in aptitude test:

River Kaveri is in which state?

Santa: Liquid State. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
heater.

Friend: Santa Ji! Agr aapko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hai:
Santa: Main heater k samnay beth jata hon.

Friend: Lekin agar phir bhi thand lagy to?
Santa: To main heater On kar leta hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa taklu Hai

Santa takluSanta taklu Hai

Saloon Santa Ka Hay.:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa to Bill Gates

Santa to Bill Gates: Tusi bade pagal ho!

Gates: Why?

Santa: Surname Gates rakha hai. Or business WINDOWS ka karde ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa apni gal friend ko

Santa apni gal friend ko I Luv kehta hai aur gir jata hai.

Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Santa: I'm falling in love.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)