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2 Bomb

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Time pass

Sardar Ji checked his girlfriend's mobile to know
under what name she had saved his number, when
he dialed his number from her phone, it showed
"TIME PASS NO. 8"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A sardar for an exam

A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay
'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' .
He replaced friend with father in the essay and it
read:
I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF
FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE
FEMALE..
MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOR.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
2 sardar raste per

2 Sardar Rastey Per
1st Sardar Bike Per,
2nd Sardar Prado Mein,
1st Sardar To 2nd: O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai?
Again : O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai?
Prado Wala Nai Phir Jawab Nahi Diya,
1st Sardar Ka Accident Ho Geya,
2nd Sardar: Tum Kyun Puch Rahey They Ke Bike
Dekhi Hai?
1st Sardar : O Ji Iska Break Kahan Hota Hai :D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar ne school chor dia

Dost :ap ne school ana kiun chor dia hai.
Sardar:yaar mere papa kehte hain aik hi jagah bar bar jane se ijazat kam hu jati hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
semester system

A Sardar was celebrating the birthday of his son after 6 months
People asked: Sardar Ji log tu 1 saal baad birthday manaty hain, owr ap 6 maheny baad..?
.
Sardar: O jee, hamary han semester system hai

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Shadi ker lena

Sardar: Agar Operation Se Mujhe Kuch Ho Jaye To
Ussi Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena
Biwi: Aisay Kyun Keh Rahay Ho?
Sardar: To Kaya Doctor Ko Muaf Kar Doon?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar with dentist

Sardar With Dentist
Kia Dard K Bagar Daant Nikaal Lete Ho?
Doctor: Nahi
Sardar: Mein Nikaal Leta Hon
Doctor: Wo Kaise?
Sardar: He He He He

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Actor

Sardar Director: U Should Jump 2 D Swimingpool
Frm 100 Ft Height.
Act: I Don’t Know Swiming.
Sardar Director:
Don’t Wory, Their Is No Water.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Mujhe sardar bna do

Admi: Mujhe Sardar Banado
Doctor: Us Ke Liye Tumhara 50% Dimag Nikalna
Paadega
Admi: Nikal Do, Doc Ne Galti Se 90% Nikal Dia
Admi Hosh Ma Aa Ke Bola: Kocha Ye Tumne Kya
Kardiya?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar ka exra

Sardar 2 Doctor :
Pure Jism Main Kahin Bhi Ungli Lagao Tou Bohat
Dard Hota Hai
Doctor Said Full Body Xray
When He Checked,Xray Found Fractre In Ungli

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Clinic

Band Clinic Ke Aage Lambi Line
1 Sardar Bar-Bar Line Me Ghusta
Log Usko Pakad Ke Piche Phek Dete
Srdr:Lage Raho Salo Mebi Clinic Nahi Kholuga

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Monkeys play football

Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
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