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Game

Sardar:
Dr Sab
Tusi Kehya C K Subha
Game Khedan Nal Sehat Changi Rendi A,
Per Meno Te Koi Farq Ni Piya
Dr:
Tusi Kiri Game Khelday 0
Sardar:
Mobile Te Sap Aali.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Police station

Sardar Police-Station Aya R Bola:
Mujhe Arest Krlo
Mene Apni BV K Sr Pe Dnda Mara Hy,
Police:
Wo Mar Gai Kia?
Sardar:
Nhi Wo To Bach Gai,
Hun Meri Khair Nai.:

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek sardar jab bhi kapre dhota

Aik Sardar Jab Bhi Kapray Dohta
Tu Bht Zor Ki Barish Ho Jati
Aik Din Bht Dhup Nikli
To Sardar Ny Shukar Kiya Aur Dukaan Say
SURF Lenay Chala Gaya,
Jb Dukaan Mai Enter Hua To,
”Badal” Bohat Zor Say Garja,
Sardar Ne “BAADAL Ki Tarf Dekh Kr Kaha:
KIDHR??
Main Te Nimko Lain Aya Wan:-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bache ka report

Sardar Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya
Report Bohat Kharab Thi
.
Sardar Bache Se Bola
“Oy School Te School…
Tenu Ethey V Meri Izat Da Koi Kheyal Nai.” ;->

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A Baby

Sardar Writing His Diary :
My Sister Had A Baby This Morning.
I’Ve Not Heard That Its A Boy Or A Girl.
So,I Dont Know
Whether I Am Uncle Or Aunty.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Jail ko irdu main

Sardar:
Bhai Jail Ko Urdu Mei Hawalaat Q Kehty Hen?
Pathan:
Q K Jail Mei Khany Ko Sirf
‘Hawa’
Or
‘Laat’
Hi Milti He

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar. office ja rha tha.

SARDAR:
Office Ja Rha Tha.
Biwi Pyar Se Boli:
See U In The Evening.
SARDAR Gusse Se:
Dhamki Kise De Rhi Hai,
Mai B Tujhe Dekh Loonga.”:

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Tum shadi shuda ho?

Sardar:
Tum Shadi Shuda Ho?
Pathan:
Han, Humara Aurat Say Shadi Hua Ha
Sardar:
Bewakuf, To Kia Mard Se B Shadi Hoti Ha
Pathan:
Han Humara Bahen Ka Hua Ha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bakre ki zuban

1 SARDAR Or American Siri Paye Kha Rahe Thay.
American K Hath Me Bakray Ki Zaban Agai.
American:
Wats This?
SARDAR:
Lo Dasso
O Khotaiya “This Is Language”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kutte ke sath

Ek sardar subah subah jogging karne ke liye nikla
apne kutte ke sath.
Rudra: Oye yeh subah subah gadhe ke saath kaha
jaa rahe ho?
Sardar: Oye yeh gadha nahi kutta hai.
Rudra: Oye main kutte se hi pochh raha hoon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Mosquitoes coil

Ek sardar doosre se keh raha hai ke “Maine
machcharo ko ullu banaya !”
Second Sardar: “Kaise?“
First says: Maine mosquito coil mere bajuke room
mein lagaya aur main apne room mein soya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Car ki speed

Sardar : O banno car ki speed itni kyon badha di?
Banno : Oji car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident
ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain….!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Girl friend ko gift dena

SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena
hai, kya du?
2ND : Gold ring de de.
1ST : koi badi cheez bata.
2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A sardar went to toilet

A Sardarji went to toilet ten times within half-an-
hour.
Somebody asked,“Sardarji aapko chain nahin hai
kya?”
Sardar : Hai to sahi, par khul nahin rahi!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hui

Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hui
par uski laash muskuratay hue mili

baghwan ne pucha aisa kyun?

toh sardar bola “mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
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