Search Results for 'girl'
A man was lost alone
on an island. 1day he
decided 2 build a
wooden boat.Suddenly
a grl comes & man uses
d wood 4 makin
a bed
Moral: A girl can
change Ur aim ..
177 chars (2 sms)
Love never Dies..
It remains forever
&
forever &
forever &
forever &
forever &
forever...
Only..
Girl Friend
changes;-)
156 chars (1 sms)
1 Girl:
Mjy tO Asa Lrka chahiye Jo
Smart
Khubsurt
Decent
Shareef
Dashing
Naik
Ho
2nd Girl: Shut Up Kameeni
"" HumAyuN ""Sirf Mera Hai...
155 chars (1 sms)
Girl:Papa,1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U bolA,
kya karu?
Fathr:Beta usse shadi kr le,
zindgi me agr dubara bolde to mera nam badal dena
147 chars (1 sms)
Boy to Girl:
"Tum to 14v ka Chand ho."
Girl:
"Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat hun?"
Boy:
"Arey nahi !!
Main to Ye btana chah raha tha Tum itni Gol matol ho." :-)
171 chars (2 sms)
Girls are like Internet domain names..
the ones I like are already taken!
81 chars (1 sms)
GIRLS'' TOP 10 LIES
1.I miss u
2.I m single
3.Main pehli dafa kisi larke se baat kr rhi hon
4.Main cozin se baat kr rhi thi
5.Mjhy TUM kehna acha nhi lagta
6.Main pyar pe believe nhi krti
7.Main duusri larkio''n jesi nhi
8.Mjhy kuch nahi pata
9.Sab larke ek jese hotey hyn
10.Tum meri zindagi k pehle aur aakhri larke ho, main nahi reh pao''n gi tmhare bina.
Send to girls
So they can laugh
Coz
They knw its true ... =P =D
441 chars (3 sms)
Boy: Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!
Girl: Any Proof ?
Boy: You Always Say Inteli-GENT
But
You Never Say Inteli-LADY.. ;)
134 chars (1 sms)
What is love?
jab teri girlfriend GAS chhode
aur tujhe wo bhi Gulab ki khushbu
jaisi lage to samaj lena
Tujhe sachha pyar ho gaya...
149 chars (1 sms)
Girl: Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty
Hen
Agr Tm Ne Mjhy Dhund Lia Tou
Me Tmhen Kiss Doungi
Boy: Age Me Na Dhund Saka To
Grl: Fkr Na Kro Me Chhat Pe Hi
Chupongi ;)
180 chars (2 sms)
Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.
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Sharm karo begharato mulk de halat
vekho te apne jazbat vekho.
155 chars (1 sms)
ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!
V can use tears as a threat. ;->
Most guys wont hit us. ;->
V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;->
V slap hard. ;->
V''re tempting. ;->
V dont have to pay for dinner. ;->
V''re the subject of almost ALL the love songs. ;->
No matter how mean v r, v can always get someone to fall in love wid us. ;->
We dont always mean wht v say. ;->
V dont always say wht v mean. ;->
Our Handwriting is Always Better... ;->
514 chars (4 sms)
Most interesting lines on T shirt of a girl,
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Exuse me!
My face is above..... =P ;->
139 chars (1 sms)
Judge 2 a smart girl
U murdered ur frend jst bcoz she tore a page 4rm ur notebook?
Girl
Yes, bcoz that page had an autograph of "HumAyuN"
Uff ye grlz b na =P ;)
171 chars (2 sms)
A girl asks her mom: I want some fresh air, can I go for a Walk?
Mom: Alright, but ask your fresh air to drop you home by 10 P.M. =P ;->
149 chars (1 sms)