Marte Sharabi Se
Marte Sharabi Se Bhagwaan Ne Poochha.
Bhagwan: “Koi Antim Ichha?”
Sharabi: “Agle Janam Mein Daant Bhale Hi Ek Dena, Par Liver 31 Dena, Prabhu“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 830 views
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