Marte Sharabi Se
Marte Sharabi Se Bhagwaan Ne Poochha.
Bhagwan: “Koi Antim Ichha?”
Sharabi: “Agle Janam Mein Daant Bhale Hi Ek Dena, Par Liver 31 Dena, Prabhu“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 789 views
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Aik Aadmi Doosray Se:
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Doosra Aadmi:
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Student: Mera Ak Joota Ami Ke Pas tha or Ak Abu Ke Pas..
by Prince Aurangzeb Tunio (few years ago!)
Ladke agar ameer ban jaye,
toh bigad jate hain
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and…
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ladkiya agr bigad jati hai toh
ameer ban jati hai..:P:P
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