Once a man ran to the Doctor,'
My wife accidentally drank some petrol. Now she is running in the house. What should I do?'

Doctor smiled, 'Lock all the doors and windows in the house. She will stop when the petrol is over.'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 950 views

Santa USA gaya

1 bar santa USA Gya,wahan wo church mai gaya to
achank wahn aawaz aai,'Tann' ittefaq se light bhi
chali gai santa dar k bola,oye bhago Undertakr aa
gya.... :-

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sharmaji Barae Bade Kamaal Ke Hai

2 Sharmaji chess Khel rahe The

1st sharmaji - Bahut ho gaya ,ab khel band karte hai

2nd -thik ha , wais bhi tera ghora aur mera hati hi bacha ha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
Jeeto: Ek dum.

Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: Agar Do Peepal K Darakhton Ko

Teacher:
Agar Do Peepal K Darakhton Ko
Aik RaBi Se Baandh Diya Jaye
To Us RaBi Ko Kya Kahen Ge?
Sardar:
Us Rabi Ko Bolenge
“Nokia”(Connecting Peepal):-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Buy a Mac

I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac.

I was against it and an argument started.

I said there were too few people supporting the Mac.

He responded, "When was the last time you heard of a virus on a Mac?"

And I said "See, even people who write viruses don't support Macs."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)