Nani (to a kid)
Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!
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Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse? .
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. . Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,
ye leke aa gayi..!! :@ :P :D....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 639 views
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