bhabhi

Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di
Police: Q ki?
Pathan: Mere dost k pas cal aai.Wo hans hans k bat kr rha tha
Main ne pucha kon hai?
To bola tumhri BHABI..

by itrat batool (few years ago!) / 565 views
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