Baap Ne Apne Bete
Baap Ne Apne Bete Ki Talashi Li, Jaib Se , Cigrette, Gutka, Naswar Katrina Kaif Ki Tasaweer Aur Girls K Numbers Baramad Hoye
Baap Ne Bete Ko Buhat Mara Aor Ghuse Me Cheekha:
"Kab Se Kar Rahay Ho Ye Sab Kuch?
Beta Rotay Hoye: "Baba Main Ne To Ap Ki Jacket Pehni Hui Hai..!" :-)}
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1159 views
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