Waiter gives bill to Santa Santa: "Take my card." Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card." Santa: "So what? U have written outside "ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 793 views

Apka dost galat larki

Wife: Apka Dost Galat Ladki Se Shadi Kar Raha Hai
Aap Use Rokte Kyu Nahi?
Husband: Main Kyu Roku?
Usne Muje Roka Tha Kya?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Dr Mere Paas Paise Nhi He,

Mariz: Dr Mere Paas Paise Nhi He,

Aap Mera Ilaaj Kar De To Kbhi Apke Kaam Aaunga.

Dr.-Kya Kaam Karte Ho?

Mariz- Qabar Khodata Hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne

Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.

Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?

Dear, sweetu ya jaanu.

Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5? Calling”.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein

Boy : Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy
Pathan : pta Nai
Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye
Moral: pathano ko marne k bad B akal nae ati

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aaj Tum Late Kyun Aaye?

Miss:
Aaj Tum Late Kyun Aaye?
School 7 Baje Shuru Hota Hai Phir Dair Kyun Ki?

Kid:
Miss Aap Meri Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karen Log Shak Karte Hain...:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)