Pappu Ki Girlfriend Ka Pyara Sa Sawal

Once A Girl Asked Pappu.

Girlfriend: “Why We Have Units To Measure Weight, Height, Force, Speed, Distance Etc. But Nothing To Measure Love, Trust, Friendship Why ???”

Pappu Thought For A While Took Her In Arms, Looked In Her Deep Eyes And Said

Pappu: “Dekh Janu, Dimaagh Mat Kha Already Physics Mein Fail Hoon“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 905 views
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
stupid answers!!!

you light an agarbattis if you are in the middle of the river?”

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3) Take some river water, let it fall drop by drop. You know that “Tip-tip barsa pani, pani ne aag lagai.”. Use it to light the agarbatti.

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