Maths teacher
Maths teacher: If you have 12 chocolates and you give
5 to Priya,
3 to Sonia and
2 to Neha
then what will u get????
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Kid: 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 600 views
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