Beti:Maa GAON me
Beti:Maa GAON me Bolywod wale aye hay Maa:andar aja inki niyat bOht kharab hoti ha Beti:Maa Imran Hashmi b Aya ha Maa:Haye Allah,Khoti nu v andar kr le.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 579 views
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Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .
"Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual 'food' out of eating an artichoke as you would rom licking thirty or forty postage stamps. Have the shrimp cocktail instead." -- Miss Piggy
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Sardar Was Sleeping In His
Bed Room With His Wife
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Why Are You Scrolling Down
So Fast Let Him Sleep With His Wife
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Jab question paper ho out of control,
Answer sheet ko karke fold,
Aeroplane banake bol..
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All is fail !
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