Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha, umbrellame hole kyun?
Sardar bola, Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 929 views

Lub pe aati hy dua ban k

Lub pe ÅÅti hy duÅ bÅn k tamanna meri,

Sim band hojae allah kare teri,

Dur Dunya me mere sms se ujala hojae,

Jo muje sms na kare uska rang kala hojae,

Hy mera kam faqiro ko sms karna,

Knjuso or garibo k inbox bhrna,

Mere Allah inhe b ab gerat ajae,

Ye sms parhte hi inka b sms ajae…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

“Dear friend, sleeping is itself an opinion”

Writer of a new stage drama invited Bernard Shaw on the premier.

Bernard Shaw kept sleeping during the entire play. When the play finished, the writer woke him up and said, “I wanted to take your opinion about the play, but you spent the entire time sleeping”

Bernard Shaw replied: “Dear friend, sleeping is itself an opinion”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aik sardar ko doctor ne kaha

Aik sardar ko doctor ne kaha app ko Gas hoyi hai subha subha koyi game khela karen... Ab sardar g roz subha snake game kehlte hain apne mobile per... ;->

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Sardar Mamohan Singh

Munna-apun ka desh kaun chalata hai? Circuit-bhai
simple hai...apna SMS. Munna-kya fekta hai?
Circuit-bhai sms bole to ....SARDAR MANMOHAN
SINGH...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)