At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.

"Isn`t it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"

The witness stared out the window as though he hadn`t hear the question.

"Isn`t it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated.

The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."

"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 764 views

Student

Father to Son: Sath walon ki larki ko dekh lo,
wo exam mai "First" ayi hai, owr tum..
.
Son: Usi ko tu dekhta tha,
tabhi tu "Supply" ayi hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Bird Brains

There were three birds - a mama bird, a papa bird and a baby bird.

One day they were trying to figure out which way to fly for the winter.

Mama bird says "My instincts tell me to fly south for the winter."

Papa bird says "Well, my instincts tell me to fly north for the winter."

Then baby bird says "Well, my ins stinks too, but they don't tell me where to go!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A blonde was playing

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.

Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Husband wife dinner ke liye gaye

Husband wife dinner ke liye gaye, hotel mai 1 larki ne husband ko hello kaha.
Wife(ghusse se): Kon thi yeh?
Husband: Tum please mera dimagh kharab na karo, abhi us ko bhi batana hai
ke tum kon ho

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar with a new mobile called

Sardar with a new mobile called everyone from his
Phone Book & said "My mobile No. has changed
Earlier it was Nokia 3310 now it is 6610".

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)