Boy:can you give
Boy:can you give ur curly hair to me...
Girl:smiled and asked for what
Boy:I need a brush to clean my toilet....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 921 views
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Our Is Main,
HYDERABAD
FAISALABAD
ISLAMABAD Ha..
Laikin Apnay KARACHI Ki Apni Hi Bat Ha.
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LIAQTABAD
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Roti Kapra,Makan,
Ko to chhoro,Subha
Lotay me paani B
kum tha.
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