Boy:can you give
Boy:can you give ur curly hair to me...
Girl:smiled and asked for what
Boy:I need a brush to clean my toilet....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 961 views
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pappu-
Miss Aap Ne Kal Mujhe
Call Ki Thi
Teacher-
Main Ne To Koi
Call Nahi Ki
Pappu-
To Phir Mere Mobile
Pe Kyu Likha Tha
1 Miss call..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?
pathan:cousin ki shadi he.
boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?
pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he
by itrat batool (few years ago!)
Purani Kahawat Hai Ki..
Sote Waqt Koi Tension Le Kar Nahi Sona Chaiye
Fir Bhi..
Hum Aapko Yaad Kar Ke Sote Hai...
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?
A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
I’m getting married next week there will b
a small party n only few ppl wil b invited
don’t bring any gift just bring
someone 2 marry me.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
There is nothing more expensive than a female tear...
when a single drop comes out,it first mixes with "loreal" eyeliner and "dior" mascara.
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then when it come down to cheek it mixes wit "D&G blusher"..
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and in case it touches the lips,,it gets mixed with "Maybelline" lipstick
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this means that a single drop is worth atleast Rs.1500......)
Don't ever let girl cry......
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Tofani barish!
Adhi raat!
Admi Pizza Hut pe pizza lene aya.
Waitr: Ap married ho?
Admi:Kameny to kya aise tufan mæ koi Maa apne betay ko pizza lene bheje gi?
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan k ek jumlay ne Photographer ko pagal kar dia:
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"Yara passport size photo nikalo
Lekin mera Chappal bhe aana chaheye"
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)