Memon: Arey ajj tou

Memon: Arey ajj tou 1Rs k 3 Amrood miley!

Dost: wo kese?

Memon: 1Rs ka mene kharida 1 lekar bhaga aur 1 khan ne gusse mein piche phenka or wo mene catch kr lia.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 607 views
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