Sabse maasum dhamki
Sabse maasum dhamki : Jab chor chori
karke ghar se bhaag raha tha,
tab bachcha jaag gaya aur bola,
“Mera school bag bhi le ja KAMINE warna” mummy ko jaga dunga.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 738 views
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uss
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kid does same.. after a few
days uss
bartan me ek mendak milta
hai
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husband:ye lo dairy milk chocolate
wife:kiun
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Girlfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.”
Boyfriend (got excited): “Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke”
Girlfriend replied : “We were traveling in bus,
Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river.
Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.”
Boyfriend (with luv): ohh “I was searching for you, na ? ? ”
Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting,
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“Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene they
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan pehli dafa Jahaz Pe Baitha:
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Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
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Aur Bola:
Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
Aur Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Don’t you dare call me DAD,
After some days……..
Father asked:How is your result?
Son:Sorry Mr. Joseph.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)