The Nerd
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.
The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where did you get such a nice bike?"
The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking along minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want!'"
The second nerd nodded approvingly, "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 891 views
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Quotes of Mind…
1.Russian General in 1987:
“Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth,these people cant be defeated by force.”
2. By American General in 2004:
“We are fighting a meaningless war against the Rocks.”
3. By indian General in Siachin War:
“If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.
I am sure that atleast Kashmir was 0urs”
*Dont send ONLY bad msgs about pathanz.
We salute pathans.
Be united , We r all Pakistanis.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan: Main Ek Baar Jungle Mein Susu Karne Gaya Toh Waha Per Sher Tha.
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Sardar: Phir Kya Hua?
Pathan: Maine Sher Se Kaha, Pehle Tum Karlo, Mera Toh Ho Gaya Hai.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
5 panjabio ne mil k 1 taxi li, 15din ho gaye lekin koi
sawari nahi milli
Q?
Q?
Q?
Q?
Q k 3 panjabi peache or 2 panjabi aage beth k
savari dhoond rahe te.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Today's Titanic's 94 Anniversary...
So Every True Lover is Requested...
In Memory of Jack & Rose...
To Put Their Mobile Into Water For 2 Minutes:-)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
School Me Master Ji Ne Chote Sardar Se Poocha:
Jis Me Koi Kami Nahi
Usko Kya Kehte Hen?”
Chota Sardar Bola : “Kami-Na”
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik pathan ne apne dost se kaha
Aaj main tumhari bewi ko dekha thaWoh bohat udaas or ghamgeen thi or khamoosh bethi thi
Oss ke dost ne taajub se dekha or phir bare itminan se kaha
Phir woh meri bewi naheen ho gee
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Girl: kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain?
Boy: han agr tum mujhe Mcdonalds ki speling suna do t0u
Girl: kuch dair soch k boli dafa karo hum KFC chalte hain.
Boy: acha ye btao k KFC se kya bnta h?
Girl: kuch der sochne k baad sharmindgi se boli acha chalo kahin se naan chhollay kha lete han.:-D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Nurse ka mangetar bari hasrat se: Janu, meri khuahish hai ke kash mera koi hadsa ho jaye to mai tumhare ward mai admit ho jaon, aur tum wahan meri khidmat karo.
Nurse (muskurate hue): Janu, tumhe mere ward mai koi hadsa nahi balkai moujza hi la sakta hai, kiyu ke mai Labour Room mai Delivery karwati hun.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pahtan-
Aaj mera roza toot gya
.
Major Rohail-
Who kese?
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Pathan-
Hum ne aaj ghalti se
Purane time k
Hesab se roza Iftar kr lya
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)