Batao Kutta Shadi Kyun Nahi Karta
Teacher:
Batao Kutta Shadi Kyun Nahi Karta?
Student:
Miss Wo Pehle He Kutton Wali
Zindagi Guzar Raha Hota Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 689 views
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