Batao Kutta Shadi Kyun Nahi Karta

Teacher:
Batao Kutta Shadi Kyun Nahi Karta?

Student:
Miss Wo Pehle He Kutton Wali
Zindagi Guzar Raha Hota Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 683 views
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