Santa: Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise Puncture Huwa?

Banta:
Ik Daaru Ki Bottle Iske Neeche Aagayi Thi.

Santa: Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi Aayi?

Banta: Bottle Us Bande Ki
Jaib Mein Thi Jo Meri Car Ke Neeche Aaya Tha… ;-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 823 views

Bird Brains

There were three birds - a mama bird, a papa bird and a baby bird.

One day they were trying to figure out which way to fly for the winter.

Mama bird says "My instincts tell me to fly south for the winter."

Papa bird says "Well, my instincts tell me to fly north for the winter."

Then baby bird says "Well, my ins stinks too, but they don't tell me where to go!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Admi ki taang Neeli Ho Gai

1 Admi ki taang Neeli Ho Gai

Hakeem:

Zehar Phail gaya Hay

taang katni paregi

kuch din Bad dusri tang b Neeli Ho gai

to hakeem ne wo b kaat dali

Aur

Plastic ki tangen Laga di

kuch din Bad Plastic ki tangen b Neeli Ho gyeen

Hakeem bola:

Yar teri Bemari Smajh Aa Gai Hy

Teri dhoti ka Rang utarta hy

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Trainee Doctor And Patient

Trainee Doctor: Dekhiye aap dariye mat Main Hoo Na

Patient: Wahi toh mera sabse bada dar hai doctor…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baccha :- Madam Aap Mujhe

Baccha :- Madam Aap Mujhe Bahut Achi Lgti Hein,

Mein Aap Se Shaadi Karu gaa..

Madam :- Gusse Se, Muje Bachon Se Nafrt H,

Baccha :- Ok Madam Mein Koshish Krun Ga Ke Bacche Na Ho,,,,,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Darling main tum se shadi nhi ker sakta

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi
nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)