Santa: Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise Puncture Huwa?

Banta:
Ik Daaru Ki Bottle Iske Neeche Aagayi Thi.

Santa: Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi Aayi?

Banta: Bottle Us Bande Ki
Jaib Mein Thi Jo Meri Car Ke Neeche Aaya Tha… ;-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 946 views

Trip to the art gallery

On a trip to the art gallery, a teacher was annoyed to see a boy slapping a statue. He marched over and demanded,

Why are you slapping that statue?'
'Because the gallery attendant told me to beat it,' replied the boy.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Best Break Up Ever: A Pathan Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His GirlFriend.

Girl Friend: What Was That For? Pathan: Its OVER!:-D

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Short Laughs & Quips

Lots of folks are forced to skimp to support a government that won't.

There's one thing the Democrats and Republicans share in common: Our money.

...Veni, Vedi, Clinti--I came, I saw, I lied.

A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with 'Once Upon A Time'?"

He replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If elected I promise'."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony
mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!

Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!
 Ek dost ne uss se poocha, “Kyu, tension mein ho.” 

Aadmi: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye thay, ab saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)