Yaar ye Auratein Sharab Se

Santa:- Yaar ye Auratein Sharab Se Nafrat Q karti hai

Banta:- Q k sharab Pine k bhad

Chuhe Jaisa Pati b Sher Ban jata hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 875 views
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