Me 4 years ka hu, aur tum?
Boy: Me 4 years ka hu, aur tum?
Girl: Me bhi 4 years ki hu
Boy: To fir chal na, sharmana kya?
Girl: kaha?
Boy: Polio ki dawai pine...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 892 views
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