mujhe bimari hai

sardar doctor se – mujhe bimari hai .
khane ke baad bhuk nahi lagti sone ke baad
nend nahi ati kaam karu toh thak jata hoon .
doctor – sari raat dhup main baitho thik ho jaoge

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 592 views
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