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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, Teri Girl Friend Gai Bazar, Usko Mil Gaya Naya Yaar, Ab Tu Baith Ke Makhain Maar.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 589 views
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These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time.
"That's a fine watch you got there!" says the other.
"Yeah it is, isn't it? I got it from my grandfather," says the guy with the watch. "Really?"
"Yeah, he sold it to me on his death bed."
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Why is Salman Khan disturbed these days?
Usi girlfriend jawaan ho gayi hai,aur bhabhi badnaam ho gayi hai…!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu Ek Ladki Ko Purpose Karta Hai.
Pappu: “I Love You. Tum Duniya Ki Sabse Khubsoorat Ladki Ho”
Ladki: “Acha Par Tumhare Piche
Mujhse Bhi jyada Khubsoorat Ladki Khadi Hai”
Pappu Mud Ke Piche Dekhta Hai Par Waha Koi Nahi Tha.
Ladki: “Agar Tum Sach Mein
Mujhse Pyar Karte To Kabhi Piche Mud Kar Na Dekhte I Hate You”
Moral: Moral Words Kuch Ni Bas Ladki Zara Tej Nikali.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Saurav Ganguly: Yes,England Main Shirt Sirf Main
Hi Utar sakta Hoon.
MS Dhoni: Kya Karoon Dariyadili Kaam Nahi Aayi.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Baat Hamexxha Yaaad Rakhnaah Ajkaal 2
Cheeze Seerf Kixmaat Waaloun Koh Miltee H-
1.Jangal M Ghumta Huwa White Haathi
&
2.Without Affair’x Walaa Jeevaan Saathi.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan: Bhai Sahb Saddar Bazar konsi Bus jayegi?
Admi: 23 number
.
1 ghanta baad wo admi wapis aya tu dekha Pathan udhar hi khara tha
Admi: Khan Sahb tum gaye nahi??
.
Pathan: Bas yar 20 Bus guzar gayi hai, sirf 2 owr bhi guzar jaye tu 23wien ajayegi, phir jawonga
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
pathan proposed a girl.
With a romantic poetry
billi mar gai razaai mai
mai paagal hun teri judai mai,
pani mai machchar tair nahi sakta
gul khan tere bin reh nahi sakta.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
A Memon saves life of an Arab by his rare blood group.
Arab rewards him with a mercedez.
Few days later arab again needed the blood,
Memon donates again.
Arab sent him "Till ke Laddoo",
Memon asked "why not new mercedes?"
Arab replied : "ab marey ander memon ka khoon gardish
ker raha
hai"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Premi to premika- "Darling mujhe tumhari aankhon me saari duniya dikhai deti hai.."
Peeche se ek budhha bola- "Hamari gaiyya nahi mil rahi.. Dikhe to batai.."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu: Mummy raat ko jb
main susu karne gaya to
bathroom ki door kholi toh
light apne aap hi jal gaye
Mummy: Haramjade tu aaj
phir freeze me susu kar aya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)