Sardar to Girlfriend

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.

Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 793 views
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