Teacher:-bachcho kabhi sharab mat peena,jhooth mat bolna,kabhi nonveg mat khana,kabhi ladki ko mat chhedna.aur apne desh ke liye jaan de dena.

Ek bachcha:-de denge sir,sala aisi zindagi se to marna achcha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 841 views

Tala Ka Maamla

Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga.

Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.

Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, lao chabi tala main khol deta hoon

Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, Tala toh main hi kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Burglar Is In Big Trouble

A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: Jab bijli chamakti hai

Teacher: Jab bijli chamakti hai to hum ko roshni pehlay aor

Aawaaz bad mein kyun aati hai?

Student: Kyun K Hamari Aankhein Agy Hain or Kaan Pechay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Be sure you go

Be sure that you go straight home.

I can't; I live just round the corner!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wo 3 Words Batao

TEACHER:Wo 3 Words Batao
Jo Sabse Jyada Bole Jate He?

STUDENT:Muje Nahi Pata.

TEACHER:Shabash Beta, Baith Jao.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)