Ek murgi aur uske teen bache
Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the.
Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke ek bache ne kaha, “Aakhir hum paanchon ne road cross karliya”.
Paanch kaise?
.
Socho Socho …
.
Kaise Hua?
.
Aur Jara Socho
.
Are bacha hai, kuchh bhi bol sakta hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 932 views
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