Sardar Jie Calls Air India
Sardar Jie Calls Air India:
How Long Does It Take To Fly To Amritsar??
“Just A Second,” Says Receptionist.
“Thank You”. Says The Sardar & Hangs Up:))
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 770 views
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