MATHS Teacher To Our Brilliant Sardar
MATHS Teacher To Our Brilliant Sardar How Can U Distribute 8 Apples
Among 6 People Equally?
Sardar: Juice Bana K De Do Na Madam.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 640 views
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Pata he kasay?
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Bilkul aisay.
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