MATHS Teacher To Our Brilliant Sardar

MATHS Teacher To Our Brilliant Sardar How Can U Distribute 8 Apples
Among 6 People Equally?

Sardar: Juice Bana K De Do Na Madam.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 649 views
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