Judge: Why did u shoot ur wife and not her lover?
Santa: Your honour, it`s easier 2 shoot a woman once then shooting one man every week.

by Umair Rahim (few years ago!) / 816 views

Munna bhai

Munna bhai : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aaya?

Girl : Ullu toh raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gadhe Ka Ashirwaad

Ek baar ek ladka rastey mein chalte chalte ek gadhe ke samne gir gaya.

Tabhi ek ladki ne use chhedte hue kaha, "Apne bade bhai ka aashirwaad le rahe ho kya?"

Ladke ne palat kar jawab diya, "Sahi farmaya bhabhi ji."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Billi ghar pahaunch gai?

Ek sardar k ghar men billi rahti thi sardar billi se tang a kr usey kahin chor aaya, Gar aya to bili us se pehly ponch chuki thi, Sardar bili ko dobara kahin door chor k aya bili phir us sy pehly gar ponch gai, Sardar ko bohat gussa aya ab wo bili ko bohat hi zyada door chornay gya. wahan sy us ny wife ko phon kya. "bili gar ponch gai ya nahi? wife: han ponch gai hay sardar: " Us kamini se bol k mujay aa ker ly jaey men rasta bhool gya hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Hi Packet Mang Rahe Hain

A Bihari went to a cigarette shop and asked for one Wills:
Bhai ek Will dena, so the guy selling the cigarettes told him that there is no brand by the name of Will, it is Wills, but the Bihari insisted and said I want one

Will, so the person told him unless you say it correctly i.e Wills I won't sell it to you, so the Bihari went mad and said

Hum ek hi to maang rahen hain pura packet to nahin maang rahen hain"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Larki ka bap larki se

Larki ka bap larki se: jise tum pasand karti ho us k pas bangala car jaidad he.
Larki: toba he sub mard 1 jese hote hen wo bhi aap k bare ma yahi puch raha tha

by Raju (few years ago!)