Teacher me ksi pe
Teacher:me ksi pe 1 nazar dal k bta skte hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he
Student:mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 910 views
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Jo marzi ho jae pakistanion ka aik hi naara hai.
;-
pakistan zindabad
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
1 Pthan Ki Murgi Bemar Hui
Sardar :
Tum Iska Sadka Utar Lo To Phir
.
Phir Kya Hona Tha,
PATHAN Ne Murghi K Lye 1 “Bakra” Sadqa Kar Diya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to the pet store. She decides against puppies, kitties, etc., and is about to leave the store when she hears a voice saying, "My, do you look lovely this afternoon, madam."
She turns around quickly to see who has spoken, but there is no one. All she sees is a big green parrot, resting on his perch in his cage. "Did you say that?" she asks.
"Why, yes, I did!" he replies. "And may I add that dress is a very nice color for you."
The lady suddenly realizes how nice it would be to not only have a talking parrot, but one that paid such nice compliments. So she pays for him and takes him home. On the way, she says, "You know, I am so proud of you that I believe I'll take you out for dinner! Would you like that?"
The parrot says, "Why yes, that would be delightful. I know a charming place on 7th Street."
So they arrive home and the lady progresses upstairs to her room to change for dinner, bringing the parrot along, of course. When the woman enters the building, the parrot begins complaining, swearing, and even bit her once.
Well, the woman is flabbergasted! She grabs the parrot by the throat, marches down the stairs into the basement, and stuffs the parrot in the freezer. She leaves him there in the freezer for five long minutes before taking him back out. The parrot is very cold.
She says, "Well? Have you learned your lesson? I will not tolerate such language in my house!"
The parrot says, "Okay, okay, I promise it won't happen again. I am deeply sorry."
Within five minutes, he is cursing again and bit her once on the arm and once on the finger.
The lady is absolutely stunned. She rips the parrot out of his cage, goes down the stairs, into the cellar, and, slam, into the freezer. This time, she leaves him in there for fifteen minutes.
When she finally takes him out, the parrot is one step away from death. He is shivering and has light frost on the beak. "I swear it will never ever happen again! I will never insult you again! I promise!" As he thaws, he looks up at the lady and says, "I do have one question though. That turkey in there, what'd he do, attack you?"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Judge: You have been sentenced to death, however you can choose the way you want to die.
Accused: I want to die of old age, your honor
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Log ap ko bura kahe D0NT MIND
Pagal kahe gussa na hona
Jahil kahe to b cool rahna
Lekin agar khobsurat kahe to
rakh k chamat marna Q k mazaq ki b 1 had hoti ha
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wife: Apka Dost Galat Ladki Se Shadi Kar Raha Hai
Aap Use Rokte Kyu Nahi?
Husband: Main Kyu Roku?
Usne Muje Roka Tha Kya?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Girl to her mother : Mom i am going out to get
some fresh air !!!
Mother: Well go...but tell your "fresh air" that you have
to be back at home by 9:00 pm !!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy: Hey, I bought a New i-Phone 5s
Girl: WOW!!
Konsi Company ka Hai??
Boy: Ja Behan Tu Ghar Ja,
Reebok ka Hai..:-D
by lescol (few years ago!)
Teacher: pakistan k ktne sube hyn,
pathan:4
teacher :good pehli dafa sahi jawab dia hy chalo ab un k naam batao,
pathan: mashriq maghrib shumal junob ..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Banta ki khub pitai hui. Dono kisi Birthday
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