Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe

Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se
patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?
Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do
char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 532 views
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