Pathan
A Pathan Teacher Gives Dictation Test To Students,
Last Bench Students:
We Are Not Able To Hear You SIR,
Pathan : "OK I'LL WRITE ON THE BOARD ......"
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 703 views
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