Pathan

A Pathan Teacher Gives Dictation Test To Students,

Last Bench Students:

We Are Not Able To Hear You SIR,


Pathan : "OK I'LL WRITE ON THE BOARD ......"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 700 views
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