Boy wished to girl before exam: Hey all the best

Girl wished: All the best to you too

But girl scored 80 marks & boy failed

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 878 views

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.

Kharcha karo to bole ‘Darling,how ru?’

Na karo to bole ‘Brother,who ru?’

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khushi k maary

Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya :*

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)

Sasur ne Daamaad se kaha

Sasur ne Daamaad se kaha : 6 saale me 8
baache.Ye kya hai?
Daamaad : Maine aapse kaha tha Gareeb jarur hu
par aapki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakhunga!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

teri meri

Teri meri
Meri teri
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Light aani hai mushkil…
2 ghantoun main b yea na aa
pay…
Sara din beet jae Sari rat jagae
or light ka khiyal lamha lamha
Tarpae ye terap keh rhi hy.
Mar je zardari tery mery damiyan
jo hy doshman
Mombati jala kr geo

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Bhikari: amma roti do

Bhikari: amma roti do.
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- Dadi: Abhi roti banayi nhi hai, bad mai ana.
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- Bhikari: ye mera mobile no. Hai Miss Call De dena jab tayyar ho jaye :D
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- Bhikari rocks.
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- Dadi:Aray baba mere pas balance nai, mai facebook par status update kar dungi. Usay check karky aa jana.:D
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- Dadi double rocks.;-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)