Happy Sing: Ghar mai Mera he
Happy Sing: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta h
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani, woh le ati hai,
Dost: Garam pani kuon?
Happy: Usse Bartan Achay Dhultay hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1063 views
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