Boy After Watching "Singham"

Boy After Watching
"Singham"

DAD: Beta Tumhare Result
Ka Kia Hua
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Boy: Kuch Bhi Kerne ka Lekin
Mera Ego Hurt Nahi Kerne ka.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 826 views
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