1 Admi bakriyan chara raha tha
.
Pathan: Yai bakriyan kahan le Ja rahe ho?
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Admi (gussey se): Enhain School chorny Ja raha hon
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Pathan: Mujhe Pagal samjha hai? Aaj tu etwaar hai

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 655 views

Mere Papa itne lambe

1 ladka - "Mere Papa itne lambe hai ki khade khade chalte FAN ko rok dete hai."
2 ladka - "Mere papa bhi lambe hai, lekin aisi chutia harkate nhi karte."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar:Kal mere aba

Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge: Bachao Bachao

2nd Sardar:Ab kese hen?

1st Sardar:Theek hi honge, kal se koi awaz to nahi aayi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

GM Like Computer Industry

At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got1,000 miles to the gallon."

General Motors has issued a press release stating:

1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you
would just accept this, restart and drive on.

4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car XP" or "Car 2000". But then you would have to buy more seats.

6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive, but would only work on 5% of the roads.

7. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning light would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.

8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

9. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.

10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.

11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the justice dept.

12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn to
drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

13. You would press the "start " button to shut off the engine.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa to Banta

Santa to Banta : Yeh bacha tumhara kya lagta hai?

Banta : yeh mera door ka bhai hai,
Santa : Door ka mein samjha nahin,

Banta : Ess k aur mere beech 8 behan bhai aur hai !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chooha Bili Se Bola Muje Kha Jana

Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.

Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.

Billi ne laat mari glass gira diya.

Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya

Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena…

Chooha Muskuraya

Or Bola

Jaan naraz mat hona

Us waqt main Nashy me tha.;-)

by Hina Ali (few years ago!)