Ap ki 2 bivian hain
1 admi ki 1 tang toot gai
jab hospital me puncha to us ne dekha aik ki donon tangen toti howi hain
admi ne us se pocha kia ap ki 2 bivian hain.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 866 views
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Take This Stress Test by Answering 2 Questions...
1. Which Mouse has Two Legs?
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Ans. Mickey Mouse.
2. Which Duck has 2 legs?
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If you answered Donald Duck,
You Are Under Stress.
Because All Ducks have Two Legs.
So Please Chill out and Enjoy.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Teacher:beta ap k papa ki karte hain?
Boy:jo mummy bolti hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pehla Bhikari-Tum andhe hote ho tumko jyada bhikh milti
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.
2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.
3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.
4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.
5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.
Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.
So Windows is not a virus.
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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kareeb aane ki koshish ki.
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Rangila : Don't worry, mein pehle se hi shaadi-
shuda hu!!!
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