1 admi ki 1 tang toot gai
jab hospital me puncha to us ne dekha aik ki donon tangen toti howi hain

admi ne us se pocha kia ap ki 2 bivian hain.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 516 views

Mast Mast 2 Lain

Teacher:

Active voice aur passive voice ka example batao?

Student:

Active voice: Tere mas mast 2 nain merey dil ka lay ga chain

Passive voice: Merey dil ka lay chain tere mast mast 2 nain

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Boyfriend: Main Tumhe Kab Call karun???

Boyfriend: Main Tumhe Kab Call karun???
Girlfriend: Jab Tum Chaho Tab.. :D

BF: Kal Main ne Call kiya tha..!! GF: Acha.. Par Utni jaldi nehi uthti Main.

... BF: Hmm.. To Main kal 11 Baje Call Karunga ?!
GF: Nahi, tab to Papa Ghar pehonge..

BF: To 3 Baje Call Karta hoon..
GF: Nahi, tab to Lunch ka Time hoga Na..

BF: To phir 5 Baje???
GF: Nahi, Tab to favorite Serial dekh rahi Hungi..

BF: To Raat ko Call karuga..??
GF: Nahi, Raat ko sab Waapas Ghar hote Hain..

BF: To Main Aakhir Call kab karun ???
GF: Jab Tum Chaho Tab.. :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

girl:if u will try to kiss me,main shoor machaoon gi 

girl:if u will try to kiss me,main shoor machaoon gi 

boy:lekin yahaan to kohi nahi

 girl:to kia hoa formality to poori karni hai na 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher Class Mein Bachho Se

Teacher Class Mein Bachho Se Time Pass Karte Hue Sawal Puch Rahi Thi,

Pappu Ki Baari Aayi To Us Se Puchha

Teacher: “Batao Pankha Male Hai Ya Female?”

Pappu: “Agar Khaitan Ka Hai To Male Aur Usha Ka Hai To Female Hoga“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ultimate answer

Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn''t
tell me where..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)