KHUDA Kare Kisi Ko JUDAAI N'a Mile .....
Arz Kiya Hai .....
KHUDA Kare Kisi Ko JUDAAI N'a Mile .....
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Wah Wah ......
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KHUDA Kare Kisi Ko JUDAAI N'a Mile .....
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Jo Ye Status Like Ne Kare Usey
THAND MAIN RAAZAI N'A MILEY ;D
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 801 views
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