Pathan ki b.v
Pathan:parso meri bivi kunwe me gir gai bahot chot lagi chila rahi thi
friend :ab kaisi hai?
Pathan :ab theak hai kal se kunwe se awaz nai aai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 790 views
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