Judge vs sardar
Judge:tumahara juram sabit ho chuka hai kal tumen phansi pe latkaya jae ga.
Sardar:wo to mujhe pata hai par utara kb jae ga sham ko hum mongphali bechta hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 864 views
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