Banta broke a bank
Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find bottles of chilled red wine...
happily they drink and left
next day headline
~ Braking News ~
"Blood Bank Robbed"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1066 views
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