Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find bottles of chilled red wine...
happily they drink and left
next day headline

~ Braking News ~
"Blood Bank Robbed"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1146 views

Mazaak

Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha
"Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai"
.
Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke "mai tumhy lainy ayah on"
.
Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Arz kia hai

Arz Kia Hy
Dor Se Dekha To Bus Khari Thi
Dor Se Dekha To Bus Khari Thi
Pas Ja K Dekha To..
BUS HI KHARI THI
Yahooo!
Apni Nazr To Bari Taez Hy YAR.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan pehli dafa Jahaz Pe Baitha:

Pathan pehli dafa Jahaz Pe Baitha:
.
Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
.

Aur Bola:
Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
Aur Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

An Airline Introduced

An Airline Introduced
A Special Package For Business Men.

Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free

After Great Success,
The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives

Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher 2 Student

Teacher 2 Student s : Copy Per Train Banao Ma5

mint Mein Ati Hun .

10 mint Baad ,

Teacher : Train Dikhao ?

Student : Aap Late Hogayi Train 5 Mint Pehle Chali Gai …….!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)