Yaad Tumhari Ati Hy

Yaad Tumhari Ati Hy Funny Udu Jokes
Tum Dor Sahi Majbor Sahi Par Yaad
Tumhari Ati Hy, Tum Sans Wahan Par
Lyti Ho Or Badbo Yahan Par Ati Hai…

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 1088 views
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Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:

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