Mujhse Wo Kahti Hai,
Ke Tumhari Zindagi Ko Jannat Bana Doongi.
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Banani Usko Maggi Bhi Nahi Aati,
Confidence To Dekho Aajkal Ki Ladkiyo Ka.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 825 views

Naya Teacher

Ek naye teacher ne ek bachche se poocha, is pakshi ke pair
dekho aur iska naam batao.
Bachche ne kaha, pata nahin.

Teacher ne kaha, Tum fail ho
gaye,batao tumhara naam batao.
Bachche ne kaha Mere pair dekho aur naam batao

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Doctor:Bache Ko Paani Dene

Doctor:Bache Ko Paani Dene Se Pehle Ubaal Dena
Chahiye,
Sardar:Woh To Thek Hai Par Ubaalne Se Bacha Mar
To Nhi Jaayega….

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

3 pathan 1 bike

Trafic polic 3 pathanun ko aik bike pe dekh kar rukne ka ishara kia;->


aik pathan chalti bike se:are pagal ho gaya hai kahan baithe ga

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Cat Technical Support Problems

This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular customer had an old console-type machine with a print head that would ride back and forth on a spiral shaft. They also had a big bushy cat who liked to sit on the edge of the printer next to the operator.

Well, one day we got a service call that said, "Cat caught in machine, come quick!"

When I arrived I saw everyone sitting around mending their various wounds, scratches and contusions. No sight of the cat. It appears that while they were running the machine the cat was twirling his tail in his usual fashion and stuck it down into the printer at the most inopportune time and got sucked in! Apparently, the cat absolutely freaked out and clawed at everyone who came close. They finally freed the cat, and to this day, the cat goes nowhere near the machine.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Paani Me Gadbad Hai

Paani mein Whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai,

Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai,

Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai,

Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)