TV On karo
TV On karo….
Abhi abhi Government of Pakistan ne Ordinance jaari kiya hai
k
KhoobSoorat logon ko is mulk se nikal diya jaye ga
Aap to 100% save ho
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Par mein kahan Jaaon??
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