1 lat maro ga
Tom : Sale ! 1 laat marunga Mumbai ja k girega !
John : Mein marunga to America me girega !
Santa : Bhai mujhe dhire se 1 LAAT maro….Meko
paas k gaon jana hai .. !!! Santa Rocks
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 850 views
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