Pessenger : Agr Sub Trains Late Hon T
Pessenger :

Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?

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Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida .

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 537 views

1xaadmi ne zoo main

1 Admi Ne Zoo Me 3 Zabanain Bolne Wala Tota
Dekha Jo
English, Urdu Or Memoni Bolta Tha.
Usne 3 Zabane Check Karne K Liye Ussy Pucha:
Who R U?
Tota: I’m Parrot
Admi: Tum Kon H0?
T0ta: Me T0ta Hun
Admi: Tu Keair Aye?
Tota: To Jo Pe..
Hakhrey Dafa Chui Deenun Toto Yaan, Samajh Me
Naiy Achni…:-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 bar ghandhi ji k

1 bar ghandhi ji k sar per 8-10 baal ug aye gandhi ji naai k pas gaye,

Naai gusse sai bola inhe ginu ya katu?
Gandhi ji sharmaty howy bole inhy color kar do

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife : main jald marne wali ho

Wife : main jald marne wali ho
Husband : main b jald marne wala ho
Wife : tum kayo jaldi marna wala ho
Husband kayo ka muj sa itni bari khushi bardashat nahi ho gi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

If animals hav FB

If animals hav FB, these r most likely to b their status updates:

Cockroach: Managed to skip frm sum1 s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangrous lifestyle! Tounge

Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her dad...wat shall I tell her?? I dnt evn remembr

Mosquito: I m HIV positive dis is all due to wrong sucking !!! :/

Chicken: If 2omorrow i m nt updating my status, means i m being servd at KFC.! Luv u all

Octopus: I hav jst refilld my ink..horray!! ^_^

Pig: Oh gosh they throw da gossip dat i m spreading flu...damn!! :X

Goat: Frndz..dnt go out, Eid holiday is kuming :'(

pig writes a comment on goat's status: "Luckily I m haram" | 4 likes|

Goat replies: "Dnt u remembr dat aftr eid..da chinese new year..?Yay

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Funny Girlfriend

Girlfriend Romantic mood me, Aaj ghar mai koi nahi hai, Aajao
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Sharat :- Tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar sab log hai
Tera mann laga rahega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)