Funny
New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
“Please Don’t Smoke
here!
We know Your Life has no value
But
Petrol is very expensive”:-D:-)
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 863 views
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Baris k mousam me apka dil machalta
hoga,
Pani me bhigne ka dil krta hoga
Isme apki galti nhi
Is mousam mai har mendhak ka aisa
hi krta hoga.
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Murge Ka Apni Premika Murgi Ko Kahe Gaye Dialogs Ki Kuch Lines.
Murga: “I Love You Jaan Mein Tumhare Liye Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hoon”
Murgi: “Haye Allah Sachi”
Murga: “Haan-Haan Sachi Janu”
Murgi: “Chal Phir Aaj Tu Anda De De, Meri Tabiyat Theek Nahi Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Breaking Newz
Tariq Road aur Saddar per 1 car dekhi gayi hai
jis me mein dhamaka khaiz
.
.
.
.
Bachiyan hain.
HAnso mat
.
.
DHONDO….!!
Kamino
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
PATHAN Biology Ka Practical Attnd Krty Huye.
Examiner Ne 1 Bird Ki Taang Dikhaai, Or PATHAN Se Us Bird Ka Naam Poocha..
PATHAN Bola:
I Don’t Know..
Examiner: You Have Failed,
Kya Naam Hai Tumhara?
PATHAN: Humara Taang Dekho Or Naam Bataao..!!
Baat krta hai sala ;->
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Police: Tumhari wife ghum howi to tum ne Police ko kion nahi bataya?
.
Saradar: O Jee pahly scooter ghum howa tha to police ne 20 din chala ke wapis ki thi.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
School Me Ek Pathan Bacha Chaku Liye Ghum Raha Tha.
Sir Ne Pucha: Chaku Liye Kyo Ghum Rahe Ho?
Bachha: GARIB HUN SIR, REVOLVER Kaha Se Laun?
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Wife; agar main pakistan ki sb sy bari choti K2 pr charhny main kamyab ho jaon, to ap mujhy kia dain gy?
.
Husband : halka sa Dhaaakaaaa
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
1 Pathan ne job k liye apply kia Jawab aya tu khushi sy 1 grand party ker dali. Doston ne fermaish ki k appointment letter dikhao.
Pathan (itraaty hue): Yeh English main hy mein saath saath tarjuma kerta hoon..
"Dear Gul Khan" pyaray Gul Khan
"You don't meet" ap tu miltay hi nahi.
"our requirements" Ap hamari zaroorat ho.
"no further correspondence.." or zid na karain
"will be entertained" khub mazay kia karay ge...!
by lescol (few years ago!)
1 Shaks K.E.S.C Office Fone Kr K Bola:
Janab Light Band Kr Do
K.E.S.C Wala: Hiran Ho Kar Q Sir?
Man: Wo Yara Hmaray Dimagh Me
1 Naya Gali Aya Hai
Wo Tumko Dena Hy.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Teacher: batao kay maths ka
kya matlab hai:
student: sir maths meanz
.
M: Mental
A: Attack
T: To
H: Handsome
S: students’
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)