Wife : Honey,where are you?
Wife : Honey,where are you?
Husband : I'm at the bank.
Wife : Dear, please I need 3000 bucks to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.
Husband : Sorry, I meant I was
.
.
.
.
at the "bank" of a river.
Do you want fish??? xP=P
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 922 views
Similar Jokes
Gayon mein aik shakhs ka inteqaal ho gia aik saheb tazyat kay liye in kay betay kay pas gaye aur poocha marhoom ko kia bimari thi.
Betay nay jawab mein kaha burhapa khood aik bimari hai.
Woh saheb bolay: Waqai hamaray mohallay mein bhi teen char bachay isi bimari mein maray hain.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar angraiz se:hum ne 1 aisi cheez bnai hy jis se insan dewar k aar paar daikh skta hay.
Angraiz hairan ho krwoh kya ??
Sardar"MORI"
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?
Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga
Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,
Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?
Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge
Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha...
Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..
admi:
Kiun?
Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair
Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.
Admi: kiun bhai??
Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the
Hahahaha
Tapa Tapa K GE0:-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Nurse :
Mubarak Ho ! Sardarji..
Aap Papa Ban Gaye”
Sardarji :
Meri Wife Ko Nahi Bolna..
Main Usey SURPRISE Doonga..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mariz: Dr Mere Paas Paise Nhi He,
Aap Mera Ilaaj Kar De To Kbhi Apke Kaam Aaunga.
Dr.-Kya Kaam Karte Ho?
Mariz- Qabar Khodata Hu.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do." The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?" The little girl replied, "My homework."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ak Pathan Ke Sar Pe Chot Lag Gai,
Nurse: Is Mein 7 Tanke Lagen Gy,
Pathan: Kitna Paisa lo Gi…?
Nurse: 2000 Rup
Pathan: Baji Sirf Tanka Lagwana Hy Karhai Ni Karwana….
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan bhari Bus mai ek Larki se Touch ho raha tha
Ek Pathan bhari Bus mai ek Larki se Touch ho raha tha
Larki: Excuse me Aap Acha nahi kar rahy..
Pathan: Itny Rush me is se acha nahi ho sakta……
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Technological Mistake;
.
.
Late night, boy drops the girl at her home, on the
gate, he puts his hand on the wall n says;
"can I kiss u?
Girl; nhi aj nhi.
Boy; plz?
Girl; no.
Boy; day do na jan?
Girl; no yar abhi nhi.
+
.
This continues for 10 mints,
Then Girl's little brother appears on door,
says;
.
.
.
+
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"papa keh rahy hen, tum isay kiss do ya na do
tmhari marzi.. pr is begairt sy kaho INTERCOM k
button say hath utha ly.
Iski bakwas pura ghar sun raha hai..:P :D ;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)